2Pac Obama

Details: Category: Your Opinion is Wrong; Published on Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:04; Written by Tom Z

To many people, President Barack Obama represents an incredible step forward in this country’s history. It’s not only that he’s the first African-American to become President. It’s also his visionary ideas and the way he has attempted to bring a forward-thinking agenda to our nation’s traditionally conservative capital. Barack Obama represents a whole new way of thinking.

Or so people think.

I, on the other hand, do not consider Barack Obama’s ideas to be visionary. Sure, he has some good ideas, but those ideas have been said before.

Specifically, they were said in the 1990s. By Tupac Shakur. In the song “Changes.”

“Changes” was recorded sometime in the early-to-mid-1990s, but wasn’t released until 1998, after 2Pac had already passed on (or faked his own death, depending on your perspective). It was famously featured on Tupac’s Greatest Hits album, also known as the greatest rap compilation ever released. “Changes” calls for sweeping change in America, citing many of our nation’s problems that could be eliminated with a new collective mindset. And it sounds eerily familiar to the ideas of one Barack Obama. In fact, you might even go as far as to say Obama stole his entire campaign from “Changes.” Don’t believe me? Let’s analyze some of Obama’s positions against lyrics from “Changes.” It’s Barack vs. Pac…

Barack says:

Obama believes that the rich are currently running our country, looking out for their own interests while the poor are hung out to dry. He believes this class structure is responsible for many of America’s problems.

Pac said:

I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself
Is life worth living, should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor & even worse I'm black
My stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch

Barack says:

Obama has stressed multiple times in his campaign that both parties need to overcome their differences and work together. Party politics are destroying Washington and the nation. Obama believes that it is time for everyone to metaphorically reach across the aisle, because the only way America can progress is if we all swallow our pride and work together.

Pac said:

I got love for my brother
But we can never go nowhere unless we share with each other
We gotta start makin' changes
Learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers

Barack says:

The Republican Party constantly talks about traditional values and getting this country back to a time when things were better. Obama bashes the Republicans for spreading propaganda about a nostalgic “golden age” that never actually existed. Obama believes in progressing as a nation rather than trying to go backwards.

Pac said:

I'd love to go back to when we played as kids
But things change, that's the way it is

Barack says:

During the ’08 election, Obama bashed McCain for being out of touch with the common man. He claimed that McCain’s wealth and his 26 years in Washington put the Senator in a state of mind where he could not understand the average American’s struggles. On the other hand, Obama came from a difficult background, worked in inner cities and feels a strong connection with Americans, especially those in impoverished areas. In other words, he’s an outsider.

Pac said:

Yes I am gonna say that I’m a thug
That’s because I came from the gutter
And I’m still here!!

Barack says:

Obama stresses the importance of ignoring cultural differences and working together. You may remember Obama’s famous line about how “this isn’t black America or white America, it’s the United States of America!”

Pac said:

Take the evil out the people they'll be acting right
'cause both black and white is smokin' crack tonight

Barack says:

Obama is hypercritical of the Republican Party for accepting money from big business, especially the oil companies. He preaches integrity and not kowtowing to the almighty dollar.

Pac said:

You gotta operate the easy way
"I made a G today"
But you made it in a sleazy way
Sellin' crack to the kids.
"I gotta get paid"
Well hey, well that's the way it is

Barack says:

Obama tells us that true change requires a major commitment. While running for office, he said that we need to completely overhaul Washington. He often referred to John McCain as “more of the same” -- a reference to McCain’s alliances with George W. Bush -- and demanded that we chose a totally new direction for America.

Pac said:

It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
And let's change the way we treat each other
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
What we gotta do to survive

Barack says:

Obama opposes the Iraq War, stating that it is distracting from some of our country’s other, more important objectives.

Pac said:

And still I see no changes can't a brother get a little peace
It's war on the streets & the war in the Middle East
Instead of war on poverty
They got a war on drugs so the police can bother m

Barack says:

Despite his penchant for helping the lower class, Obama constantly preaches personal responsibility.

Pac said:

Don't let 'em jack you up, back you up,
Crack you up and pimp smack you up
You gotta learn to hold ya own
They get jealous when they see ya wit cha mobile phone

Barack says:

Obama was raised by a single mother, who taught him to shoot for the stars and gave him an incredible work ethic. Everything he does, he credits to his mother’s strength and parenting.

Pac said:

Tell the cops they can't touch this
I don't trust this
When they try to rush I bust this
That's the sound of my tool
You say it ain't cool
My mama didn't raise no fool

As you can see, Barack Obama and Tupac Shakur are basically the same person. If you voted for Obama, you essentially voted Pac into office. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Ah who am I kidding? It’s definitely a good thing. Tupac was the best. So there you have it people. Vote Pac, I mean Barack, in 2012. You see, the old way wasn’t working, so it’s on us to do what we gotta do to survive. It’s time to start makin’ changes.